Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Joséphine de Beauharnais

NAME Marie Josèphe Rose Tascher de La Pagerie, later known as Joséphine Bonaparte and popularly remembered as Joséphine de Beauharnais, though this was technically the surname of her first husband rather than a name she used herself in later life 

WHAT FAMOUS FOR Joséphine de Beauharnais was the first wife of Napoléon Bonaparte, which made her the first Empress of the French from May 18, 1804 until their marriage was annulled on January 10, 1810. She was also Queen consort of Italy during this period, and her descendants went on to sit on the royal thrones of Belgium, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Luxembourg.

BIRTH Joséphine was born Marie Josèphe Rose Tascher de La Pagerie on June 23, 1763, at Les Trois-Îlets, Martinique, a French colony in the Caribbean, though a persistent alternative theory places her birth at Paix Bouche, Babonneau, on the neighboring island of Saint Lucia (1)

FAMILY BACKGROUND Her father, Joseph-Gaspard Tascher de La Pagerie, was a plantation manager on Martinique and a lieutenant in the French naval marine troops who had earlier served as a page at the French royal court. The Taschers were an old but impoverished noble family, and her father was almost perpetually close to bankruptcy despite the family's aristocratic lineage.

CHILDHOOD Joséphine was the eldest of three daughters, and her family knew her by the nickname Yeyette, later going by Rose or Marie-Rose during her youth (2) 

The family endured a devastating hurricane along with chronic financial hardship, and at around age ten she was sent to a boarding school in Fort-Royal run by nuns, where she learned reading, writing, singing, dancing, and embroidery.

EDUCATION At age ten, Joséphine was sent alongside her sister to a local convent school in Fort-Royal (now Fort-de-France) run by the Bénédictines de la Providence. There she received a conventional education for young women of her social standing, learning basic reading, writing, penmanship, dancing, and embroidery over a four-year period. (3)

CAREER RECORD 1779: She relocated from Martinique to mainland France to marry Viscount Alexandre de Beauharnais, entering the French aristocratic social world.

1795: Following her release from imprisonment during the Reign of Terror, Josephine established herself as one of the prominent salon hostesses and social figures of post-Revolutionary Paris during the Directory era.

1796: She married General Napoléon Bonaparte, accompanying him during part of his Italian Campaign and serving as a diplomatic and social asset to his rising political status.

1799: Josephine acquired the Château de Malmaison, establishing it as an influential social retreat, agricultural experimental ground, and artistic sanctuary.

1804–1810: She served as Empress of the French following Napoléon's elevation to Emperor, undertaking ceremonial duties, state hosting, and extensive artistic patronage across the Empire.

1810–1814: Retained the title of Empress following her marital annulment, living in comfortable retirement at Malmaison as Duchess of Navarre and managing her estate and collections until her death.

APPEARANCE Joséphine had long legs, a slender, willowy figure, silky chestnut-brown hair, hazel eyes, and a rather sallow complexion, with a small straight nose and a well-formed mouth she habitually kept closed to hide her poor teeth.

The Duchesse d'Abrantès noted that "her teeth were frightfully bad" but that from a few paces away she still appeared young and pretty, and Joséphine reportedly trained herself to laugh with closed lips to conceal blackened teeth caused by chewing sugar cane in her youth. (4)

Empress Josephine in coronation costume in 1807–1808 by François Gérard

FASHION Joséphine was expertly groomed and devised a signature style using the flimsiest fabrics while staying just on the respectable side of propriety, helping to define the Empire style of dress. 

When her wardrobe was inventoried in 1809, she reportedly owned 666 winter dresses and 230 summer dresses, alongside only two pairs of knickers, and she took a daily bath, an unusual habit for the era. (4)

CHARACTER Josephine was among the gayest and most good-natured French women of her era, widely admired for her refined manners, tact, and diplomatic sweetness. While noted for her warmth and generosity, she was also notoriously financially irresponsible and easily prone to extravagant spending.

SPEAKING VOICE She was noted for her elegance and for a low, silvery, beautifully modulated speaking voice, which contemporaries considered one of her most attractive features alongside her graceful bearing. (5)

SENSE OF HUMOUR She had a lighthearted, pleasant sense of humor, often using gentle wit and smile-filled reserve to disarm guests and navigate delicate social and political situations smoothly. (5)

MARRIAGE TO NAPOLEON Joséphine met Napoléon Bonaparte in 1795, when he was six years younger than she was and climbing rapidly through the ranks of the revolutionary army. Their civil marriage followed on March 9, 1796, helped along, at least in part, by Joséphine's connection to the influential Paul Barras. Napoléon was captivated by her grace, her delicately turned-up nose and her long-lashed eyes—proof, perhaps, that even men who spend their lives rearranging Europe are not immune to a pretty face. It was also Napoléon who began calling her Joséphine, replacing the name Rose by which she had previously been known.

The marriage certificate was a surprisingly shaky piece of official business. Joséphine knocked four years off her age, while Napoléon added about eighteen months to his, presumably in the hope that arithmetic might make them look more suitably matched. The official conducting the ceremony was not properly authorised, and one of the witnesses was underage. It was, in short, not the sort of paperwork one would expect to survive a particularly determined audit, let alone precede the creation of an empire.

On December 2, 1804, Napoléon crowned himself Emperor at Notre-Dame, then crowned Joséphine Empress. The arrangement neatly avoided the awkward possibility of anyone else having the final say in the matter. 

But their marriage eventually ran aground on the one thing imperial ambition could not manufacture: an heir. When it became clear that Joséphine could not bear Napoléon a child, he annulled their marriage on January 10, 1810. Joséphine accepted the decision, allowing him to marry again in the hope of producing a successor. Three months later, Napoléon married Marie Louise of Austria, leaving Joséphine with the rather dubious consolation of having been Empress of the French and the considerably more enduring distinction of having been the woman who once made Napoleon Bonaparte lose his head.

RELATIONSHIPS Before Napoléon, Joséphine had been the mistress of the French Revolutionary politician Paul Barras, a member of the Directoire, who helped arrange her introduction to the future Emperor.

During their marriage she had a well-documented affair with a Hussar lieutenant, Hippolyte Charles, which infuriated Napoléon when he learned of it, while Napoléon himself pursued affairs including one with Pauline Fourès during his Egyptian campaign.

Although Joséphine had no children with Napoléon, her bloodline endures on several European thrones through her son Eugène de Beauharnais: his daughter Joséphine of Leuchtenberg married King Oscar I of Sweden, and through this line Joséphine de Beauharnais is a direct ancestor of the present-day monarchs of Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, and the grand ducal house of Luxembourg. 

MONEY AND FAME Joséphine and Napoléon were both passionate about jewels and spent enormous sums on them, with Napoléon recovering many stones from the former French crown jewels to have reset for her (4) 

Her extravagant spending was a recurring source of tension in the marriage, and Napoléon once remarked that the only thing that ever came between them was her debts.

FOOD AND DRINK Having grown up on a Martinique sugar plantation, Joséphine retained ties to her Caribbean origins in adulthood, and she had sweet potatoes cultivated at Malmaison for her own table, helping briefly revive French interest in the vegetable around 1796 — though it never took hold widely, since France's climate wasn't well suited to the crop. (4)

MUSIC AND ARTS As Empress, Joséphine became one of the era's leading art patrons, cultivating a distinctive Consular and Empire style at Malmaison through collaborations with sculptors, painters, and interior decorators.

She commissioned major works from the Neoclassical sculptor Antonio Canova, including Dancer with Hands on Hips and The Three Graces, and sat for portraits and commissioned works by painters including Jacques-Louis David, François Gérard, and Antoine-Jean Gros. 

Portrait of Joséphine, c. 1809 by Antoine-Jean Gros

LITERATURE Joséphine maintained an extensive personal library at Malmaison and regularly supported contemporary authors, playwrights, and poets through literary pensions and private subscriptions.

Joséphine commissioned the botanical publication Les Roses from the artist Pierre-Joseph Redouté, produced between 1817 and 1820, which documented roses cultivated in her gardens and stands as one of the notable botanical texts of the period.

NATURE Joséphine's Château de Malmaison was celebrated for its magnificent rose garden, which she personally supervised owing to her passionate interest in roses collected from around the world, and Napoléon ordered his warship commanders to search seized vessels for plants destined for her collection. (4) 

She is credited as a pioneering patron of modern rose cultivation, sometimes called the "Godmother of modern rosomaniacs" for helping popularize vernacular cultivar names and controlled hybridization techniques.

Rosa Joséphine de Beauharnais by Salicyna 

PETS Joséphine loved exotic animals and pets. She owned a pug named Fortuné, who famously bit Napoléon on the leg on their wedding night when he tried to enter her bed. She also kept a pet orangutan that reportedly joined her for dinner at Malmaison dressed in a white cotton blouse. (4)

HOBBIES AND SPORTS Gardening and horticulture were Joséphine's abiding passions, particularly after her divorce, when she retired to the smaller court of Malmaison and devoted herself to cultivating the flowers she loved (4)

SCIENCE AND MATHS Through her collaboration with horticulturalists including André Dupont and Pierre-Joseph Redouté, Joséphine developed genuine expertise in botany and plant classification, and her garden became an important site for early controlled-pollination rose hybridization

PHILOSOPHY & THEOLOGY Joséphine was raised and remained a Roman Catholic, and her religious status became relevant when Pope Pius VII objected to crowning an imperial couple who had not undergone a religious marriage, prompting Napoléon and Joséphine to take religious vows on December 1, 1804, the day before their coronation (2)

She maintained a practical, traditional religious posture throughout her life, though her personal outlook was shaped more by Enlightenment salon culture and post-Revolutionary pragmatism.

POLITICS Though she held no official political office, Joséphine wielded significant soft power. During the Directory and the First Empire, her social tact helped smooth political tensions between royalists and republicans, making her an indispensable political asset to Napoléon.

SCANDAL During the French Revolution, her first husband was accused of poor military performance at Mainz and executed. Joséphine was imprisoned in the Carmes prison and was freed five days after his execution thanks to the fall and execution of Robespierre, which ended the Reign of Terror. 

Image by Perplexity

Joséphine's affair with Hippolyte Charles during her marriage to Napoléon became a well-known scandal that damaged the couple's relationship, and a separate incident at Château de Saint-Cloud, in which she caught Napoléon in the bedroom of one of her ladies-in-waiting, nearly ended the marriage before their coronation.

MILITARY RECORD Joséphine held no military role herself, but she was closely associated with military history through her husband's campaigns, accompanying elements of his circle to Italy in 1796 and 1797, and her son Eugène de Beauharnais frequently served alongside Napoléon on campaign,

HEALTH AND PHYSICAL FITNESS She maintained her health through regular walking and outdoor leisure. Unusually for her era, she took a daily bath, a personal hygiene routine that was practically unheard of in French society at the time. (4)

Joséphine suffered a serious injury in 1798 when a balcony collapsed under her and her entourage at Plombières-les-Bains, leaving her temporarily unable to walk with a suspected broken pelvis, and she made repeated visits to the spa town in an unsuccessful effort to treat her infertility. (2)

HOMES Joséphine purchased the Château de Malmaison near Paris in 1799 while Napoléon was in Egypt, having it landscaped in an English style, and it became her primary residence both during her marriage and after her divorce, when she was styled Duchess of Navarre. 

Front view of Château de Malmaison By Pedro Faber 

TRAVEL She traveled from Martinique to France in her youth for her first marriage.

Joséphine traveled to Italy in 1796, spending roughly eighteen months there based mainly in Milan and at Château de Mombello to join Napoléon during his military campaign, and she had earlier crossed from Martinique to France in 1779.

DEATH Joséphine died at Rueil-Malmaison on May 29, 1814, of pneumonia contracted after walking with Tsar Alexander I of Russia in the gardens of Malmaison, and she was buried in the nearby Church of Saint-Pierre-Saint-Paul in Rueil (1) Despite his remarriage, Napoléon's reported final words on his deathbed at St. Helena were "France, the Army, the Head of the Army, Joséphine" ("France, l'armée, tête d'armée, Joséphine") (4)

APPEARANCES IN MEDIA Joséphine has been portrayed in dozens of historical films notably by Abel Gance's 1927 silent film Napoléon, the 1954 film Désirée (played by Merle Oberon), and Ridley Scott's 2023 biographical film Napoleon (played by Vanessa Kirby). 

She was also played by Jacqueline Bisset in the 1987 miniseries Napoléon and Joséphine: A Love Story, and by Isabella Rossellini in the 2002 miniseries Napoléon.

She has also inspired songs, including "Josephine" by The Magnetic Fields and Tori Amos, and figures in numerous documentaries such as In Search of Joséphine (2012). 

ACHIEVEMENTS Joséphine became the first Empress of the French and Queen consort of Italy

She is remembered as a pioneering patron of the arts and horticulture whose Malmaison rose collection helped shape modern rose cultivation and the Empire decorative style 

Through her children by Alexandre de Beauharnais, she became the ancestor of the present royal houses of Belgium, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and the grand ducal house of Luxembourg.

Sources: (1) Wikipedia (2) Mental Floss (3) Britannica (4) Encyclopedia of Trivia (5) Château de Malmaison National Museum

Saturday, 27 February 2016

Joseph (Old Testament Character)

NAME Joseph (Hebrew: יוֹסֵף, Yosef), later given the Egyptian name Zaphnath-Paaneah by Pharaoh.

WHAT FAMOUS FOR Joseph is one of the most prominent figures in the Old Testament Book of Genesis. He is best known for his "coat of many colors," his ability to interpret prophetic dreams, and his rise from a Hebrew slave and prisoner to become the Vizier of Egypt, the second most powerful man in the land. He is celebrated for saving Egypt and his own family from a seven-year famine and for his ultimate act of forgiveness toward the brothers who sold him into slavery.

BIRTH Date of birth unknown. According to the biblical chronology, Joseph was born in Paddan Aram (Aram-Naharaim), identified with the region of present-day Harran, Turkey, where his father Jacob was living in the household of his uncle Laban. He was the eleventh of Jacob's twelve named sons, and the first child of Rachel, Jacob's most beloved wife, who had previously been unable to conceive. Rachel named him Joseph, saying, "God has taken away my reproach" (Genesis 30:23–24). (1) 

FAMILY BACKGROUND Joseph was the son of the patriarch Jacob (also called Israel) and his wife Rachel.

His maternal grandparents were Laban (Rachel's father) and his paternal grandparents were Isaac and Rebecca; his great-grandparents were Abraham and Sarah, founding figures of the Hebrew nation. 

Jacob had twelve sons altogether, by four different women: his wives Leah and Rachel, and their respective handmaids Bilhah and Zilpah. Joseph's ten older half-brothers were Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun. He had one full younger brother, Benjamin, also born to Rachel, and at least one half-sister, Dinah. 

Jacob's favoritism toward Joseph — born in his old age by his favorite wife — created deep family tensions that would shape the rest of Joseph's life. (2) 

CHILDHOOD Joseph grew up in the land of Canaan among his large and frequently quarrelsome family. His father Jacob showed conspicuous favoritism toward him from an early age: because Joseph was born when Jacob was an old man, and because he was the son of the beloved Rachel, Jacob singled him out for special treatment. This favoritism was most visibly expressed in the giving of the famous coat of many colors — an elaborate, ornate garment that signified Joseph's elevated standing in the family above his older half-brothers. Jacob also assigned Joseph the sensitive role of monitoring his brothers — reporting back to his father on their conduct — a task that made him deeply unpopular. 

As a teenager, Joseph had two remarkable prophetic dreams: in the first, his brothers' sheaves of grain bowed to his; in the second, the sun, moon, and eleven stars bowed to him — images implying his future dominance over his entire family. When he shared these dreams, his brothers' jealousy reached its breaking point. (3)

Children of Jacob sell their brother Joseph, by Konstantin Flavitsky, 1855.

EDUCATION No formal education is described in the biblical text. However, Joseph clearly acquired considerable administrative, linguistic, and intellectual skills — he became proficient in Egyptian and was capable of managing the grain stores of an entire empire. (

His father Jacob, a former herder and trader, would have given him a thorough grounding in Hebrew oral tradition, family history, and religious practice; Jacob's lineage traced back to Abraham and included knowledge of God's covenant with the Israelites. 

Joseph's extraordinary ability to interpret dreams was understood not as a learned skill but as a direct gift from God: when Pharaoh's court magicians and wise men failed to interpret the royal dreams, Joseph told Pharaoh plainly, "It is not in me: God shall give Pharaoh an answer of peace" (Genesis 41:16). (1)

CAREER RECORD 1890 BC (approx.): Joseph served as the personal steward to Potiphar, the captain of Pharaoh’s guard. He was given full authority over Potiphar's entire household and estate. 

1880 BC (approx.): Following a false accusation by Potiphar’s wife, Joseph was imprisoned. While in jail, he was promoted by the warden to oversee all other prisoners and the facility's daily operations. 

1877 BC (approx.): Joseph was summoned to interpret Pharaoh’s dreams. After successfully predicting seven years of plenty followed by seven years of famine, he was appointed Vizier (Prime Minister) of Egypt.

1870 BC (approx.): During the Great Famine, Joseph managed the national grain reserves, selling food to both Egyptians and foreign nations, which effectively brought the entire wealth and land of Egypt under Pharaoh’s direct control. 

APPEARANCE The biblical text does not describe Joseph's physical features in detail, but his striking attractiveness is implied at several points. Potiphar's wife "cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me" (Genesis 39:7), suggesting compelling physical presence. In Islamic tradition, his handsomeness is emphasized more explicitly: the Prophet Muhammad is reported to have said, "One half of all the beauty God apportioned for mankind went to Joseph and his mother; the other one half went to the rest of mankind."  In the Eastern Orthodox tradition he is called "Joseph the All-Comely," a title reflecting both physical and spiritual beauty. 

FASHION Joseph's most famous garment is, of course, his legendary coat of many colors (Hebrew: ketonet passim, כְּתֹנֶת פַּסִּים), given to him by his father Jacob as a visible symbol of his special status within the family. The coat was an elaborate, ornate garment — possibly long-sleeved or multi-paneled — that set Joseph apart from his brothers and functioned as a mark of authority and parental favoritism. (3) 

The biblical story of Joseph and his coat of many colors is found in Genesis 37. Joseph's father Jacob was particularly proud of him because he was born when Jacob was an old man, and made him an elaborate coat of many colors to signify his important standing in the family. The coat was probably made of wool — the Bible contains many references to wool, and woolen fabrics were the predominant textile of the ancient Near East in this period. (2) 

When Joseph's brothers sold him into slavery, they tore the coat, dipped it in goat's blood, and presented it to Jacob as false evidence that his son had been killed by a wild animal (Genesis 37:31–33).  

Joseph's Bloody Coat Brought to Jacob by Diego Velázquez, 1630.

Upon his appointment as Vizier of Egypt, Joseph was clothed in fine Egyptian linen and given a gold chain by Pharaoh (Genesis 41:42), marking his transformation from Hebrew slave to Egyptian grandee. (

CHARACTER Joseph is consistently portrayed as a man of exceptional integrity, moral courage, and resilience. His refusal to sleep with Potiphar's wife — even at the cost of his freedom — is presented as emblematic of his fundamental character: "How then can I do this great wickedness, and sin against God?" (Genesis 39:9). 

His capacity for forgiveness is perhaps his most celebrated quality: when he finally revealed himself to the brothers who had sold him into slavery, his first words were not of anger but of reassurance — "And now be not grieved, nor angry with yourselves, that ye sold me hither: for God did send me before you to preserve life" (Genesis 45:5). (1) 

Joseph wept openly and repeatedly throughout the narrative — when he saw his brother Benjamin, when he finally revealed himself, when he embraced his father — suggesting a man of deep emotional warmth beneath his administrative composure. 

Jewish tradition regards him as a near-perfect figure of wisdom, loyalty, and compassion; in the Midrash, he is described as faithfully applying the teachings of his father Jacob even in the alien environment of Egypt. 

SPEAKING VOICE Joseph was evidently a commanding and eloquent speaker: he addressed Pharaoh with sufficient confidence and persuasiveness to be immediately appointed second-in-command of Egypt (Genesis 41:37–41). 

He was fluent in Egyptian — he spoke to his brothers through an interpreter so they would not know he understood Hebrew, and only revealed himself by speaking to them directly in their own language (Genesis 42:23; 45:4). His ability to operate in two languages at the highest level of Egyptian court life attests to considerable linguistic and rhetorical skill.

SENSE OF HUMOUR The biblical narrative does not record any jokes or comic observations by Joseph. However, his elaborate multi-stage deception of his brothers — planting his silver divination cup in Benjamin's sack, insisting he is a spy, returning their silver to their money bags — has a distinctly playful, almost theatrical quality, as though he was testing and teasing them as much as formally assessing their character. Jewish tradition interprets these episodes as morally purposeful tests, but there is a decided wryness to Joseph's conduct — concealing his identity while weeping privately, watching his brothers squirm, and eventually breaking down in the most dramatic of revelations. 

RELATIONSHIPS Jacob (father). The central emotional relationship of Joseph's life. Jacob's unconcealed preference for Joseph above all his other sons — expressed most vividly in the gift of the coat of many colors — shaped both Joseph's destiny and the family dynamics that led to his enslavement. Their reunion after more than twenty years apart was, by any account, overwhelming: Jacob declared he could now die in peace (Genesis 46:30). Joseph nursed Jacob through his final illness, ensured his burial in the ancestral cave of Machpelah, and honored his every wish. 

Rachel (mother). Rachel, Jacob's beloved wife and Joseph's mother, died giving birth to Joseph's younger brother Benjamin (Genesis 35:16–19). Joseph therefore grew up without his mother. 

Brothers. Joseph had ten older half-brothers (Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun) and one full younger brother (Benjamin). His relationship with the half-brothers was catastrophically broken by their act of selling him into slavery; his relationship with Benjamin remained warm and close throughout. The reconciliation with the half-brothers — after years of distance and concealment — is one of the most emotionally complex scenes in all of scripture. 

Asenath (wife). Joseph married Asenath, daughter of Potipherah, priest of On (Heliopolis), as arranged by Pharaoh at the time of his appointment as Vizier (Genesis 41:45). She bore him two sons: Manasseh ("God has made me forget all my trouble") and Ephraim ("God has made me fruitful in the land of my affliction") (Genesis 41:50–52). (1)

Joseph meets Asenath (1490s painting) Yair Haklai

Potiphar's wife. Joseph's most hostile relationship. She repeatedly attempted to seduce him; his consistent refusal led her to accuse him of rape, a charge that cost him his freedom (Genesis 39:7–20). In later Islamic and Jewish tradition she was named Zuleikha and her story became an elaborate literary sub-genre in its own right.

MONEY AND FAME Joseph began his Egyptian career with nothing — a foreign slave with no legal standing. By his appointment as Vizier he controlled, in effect, the economy of the most powerful nation in the ancient world. During the famine years he accumulated virtually all of Egypt's money, livestock, and land for Pharaoh, creating a tax system that persisted for generations (Genesis 47:14–26). (

Joseph lived in considerable personal splendor: Pharaoh's own signet ring, fine linen, a gold chain, and a chariot placed him among the very highest Egyptian elite (Genesis 41:42–43).

He was effectively the second most famous and powerful man in Egypt during the famine years — directing the affairs of a nation while his true identity remained unknown to those closest to him. 

FOOD AND DRINK Food and its management are central to Joseph's entire career. His interpretation of Pharaoh's famine dream led directly to the greatest food storage and distribution operation in the ancient Near East. During the seven years of plenty he ensured Egyptian granaries were filled beyond measure — "as the sand of the sea" (Genesis 41:49). 

Below, Joseph gave orders to his servants to fill their sacks with wheat: illuminated Bible by Raphaël de Mercatelli, Ghent, late 15th century.

When his brothers first came to Egypt to buy grain, Joseph hosted them at his own table; the Egyptians, however, could not dine at the same table as Hebrews, whom they considered unclean, so the brothers were served separately (Genesis 43:32). Joseph's silver cup — the famous prop of his trap for Benjamin — was used by him for divination, a practice associated in the ancient world with liquids and their patterns (Genesis 44:5; 44:15). 

MUSIC AND ARTS Joseph's story inspired one of the most popular musicals in theatre history — Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice, first performed in March 1968 at Colet Court school in Hammersmith, London. The work began as a 15-minute "pop cantata" for a school choir before expanding into a full-length West End and Broadway production. (4)

LITERATURE Joseph's story has generated an extraordinarily rich literary afterlife. The most celebrated literary adaptation is Thomas Mann's four-volume novel Joseph and His Brothers (1933–1943), widely regarded as one of the masterpieces of 20th-century fiction. 

The 13th-century Cistercian monk Jean de Limoges wrote Somnium morale Pharaonis, a fictional exchange of letters between Joseph, Pharaoh, and other characters. (

Anita Diamant's 1997 novel The Red Tent, focused on Joseph's half-sister Dinah, also features Joseph as a secondary character. 

 In Islam, the Quranic Surah Yusuf is considered literary perfection — "the best of stories." (

The 2019 novel Joseph and the Way of Forgiveness by Stephen Mitchell retells the story in midrashic form, exploring Joseph as a flawed and evolving human being. 

NATURE Joseph spent his early life as a shepherd in the pastoral landscapes of Canaan, tending flocks and reporting on his brothers in the fields. 

His dreams are saturated with natural imagery: sheaves of wheat, fat and lean cattle, fruitful and blighted ears of grain — all drawn from an agrarian world where the natural cycle of growth and famine was a matter of life and death. 

Joseph's dream of grain

PETS As a shepherd in his youth, Joseph would have been constantly surrounded by sheep and goats. In Egypt, he would have been familiar with the sacred status of cats and the use of hunting dogs by the nobility.

HOBBIES AND SPORTS As a youth, Joseph practiced animal husbandry and shepherding. In his Egyptian life, his "hobbies" appeared to be administrative—he was a master of logistics and organizational systems.

SCIENCE AND MATHS Joseph's management of Egypt's grain reserves during the seven years of plenty, followed by the distribution of those reserves during seven years of famine, represents one of the most impressive feats of large-scale resource management and forward planning in the ancient world. He was essentially applying what we might today call economic forecasting: predicting supply shortfalls years in advance and building strategic reserves to mitigate their impact. The fiscal system he introduced — taxing a fifth of all produce on government-owned land — was in effect a practical application of proportional taxation, and the Bible notes it remained operative until the time of Moses (Genesis 47:26). 

PHILOSOPHY & THEOLOGY Joseph's life is built around a core theological conviction: that what appears to be human evil is, within God's larger plan, purposeful and ultimately redemptive. His most quoted declaration — "You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good" (Genesis 50:20) — is one of the most succinct statements of providential theology in all of scripture. 

Joseph is regarded by Jewish tradition as the ancestor of the Messiah "Mashiach ben Yosef." 

In the Christian patristic tradition he was widely read as a typological precursor of Christ — sold for silver, unjustly condemned, exalted to high authority, and acting as a savior to his people. John Chrysostom described Joseph's suffering as "a type of things to come"; John Calvin wrote that "in the person of Joseph, a lively image of Christ is presented." 

In Islam, Joseph is a prophet (nabi), and the Quran's Surah Yusuf is the only chapter of the Quran dedicated to a single complete narrative. 

RISE TO POWER IN EGYPT Joseph's career trajectory was unusual, even by Biblical standards.

At seventeen, he was dispatched by his father Jacob to check on his brothers, who were looking after sheep near Dothan. This seemed a perfectly reasonable errand, unless you happened to know that the brothers in question already disliked Joseph with a depth and enthusiasm normally reserved for tax inspectors and rival football supporters. Jacob's favouritism had not helped, and Joseph's habit of recounting dreams in which everyone eventually bowed down to him had somehow failed to improve family relations.

The brothers initially considered murder, which rather suggests that family counselling was not yet a developed profession. In the end they settled for throwing Joseph into a pit and selling him to passing merchants for twenty pieces of silver. It was, from Joseph's perspective, one of those days that had started badly and then gathered momentum.

Transported to Egypt, he was sold to Potiphar, captain of Pharaoh's guard. Joseph proved remarkably competent and soon found himself running the entire household. Unfortunately, efficiency was not enough to protect him from Potiphar's wife, who attempted to seduce him. Joseph refused, largely because he believed some things mattered more than convenience. This was admirable but, as is often the case with admirable behaviour, it turned out not to be immediately rewarding. Potiphar's wife accused him of attempted rape and Joseph was thrown into prison.

There, astonishingly, he was promoted again.

One begins to suspect that if Joseph had somehow found himself imprisoned in a dungeon at the bottom of the sea, he would shortly have been appointed Assistant Director of Underwater Operations.

The prison governor put him in charge of the other inmates. While there he met Pharaoh's chief cup-bearer and chief baker, both of whom had managed to upset the king. Joseph interpreted their dreams. The cup-bearer would be restored to favour; the baker would be executed. Both predictions came true with impressive accuracy, though only one recipient found the news encouraging.

Joseph asked the restored cup-bearer to put in a good word for him with Pharaoh. The cup-bearer promptly forgot. Not for a few days or weeks, but for two years. This is one of the Bible's more reassuring reminders that human beings have always been human beings.

Then Pharaoh began having disturbing dreams involving skinny cows eating fat cows and shrivelled ears of grain swallowing healthy ones. None of his advisers could explain them. At this point the cup-bearer's memory suddenly returned, no doubt accompanied by a moment of intense embarrassment.

Joseph was summoned. He explained that Egypt would experience seven years of abundance followed by seven years of devastating famine. More importantly, he proposed a practical solution. Pharaoh was impressed by this rare combination of spiritual insight and administrative competence and appointed Joseph as his Vizier, second only to himself in authority.

Joseph was thirty years old.

One day he had been forgotten in prison; the next he was wearing fine linen, sporting a gold chain, carrying Pharaoh's signet ring and answering to the rather magnificent Egyptian name Zaphnath-Paaneah. Life can be surprisingly dramatic when God is writing the script.

During the seven good years Joseph organised grain storage on a colossal scale. He married Asenath and became father to two sons, Manasseh and Ephraim. Then the famine arrived exactly as predicted.

Soon people from across the region were travelling to Egypt for food. Joseph oversaw the entire operation, effectively running one of history's largest emergency relief programmes. The administrative details were complex, involving grain, money, livestock, land and taxation. It was not glamorous work, but then saving civilisation rarely is.

Eventually Joseph's brothers arrived from Canaan seeking grain.

They did not recognise him. This was perhaps understandable. The last time they had seen him he had been a teenager at the bottom of a pit. Finding him as ruler of Egypt would not have been most people's first guess.

Joseph recognised them immediately and subjected them to a series of tests designed to discover whether they had changed. At last, unable to contain himself any longer, he revealed his identity.

The resulting emotional scene was spectacular. Joseph wept so loudly that people outside the room heard him. It is one of Scripture's most moving reunions, and also one of its least dignified.

He invited the entire family—seventy people in all—to settle in Egypt, where they were given the fertile region of Goshen.

Not long afterwards Joseph was reunited with his father. More than twenty years had passed since Jacob had believed him dead. Their embrace is one of those moments where even the most determined cynic tends to become unexpectedly interested in something elsewhere in the room.

After Jacob died, Joseph arranged an elaborate burial in Canaan. He continued serving Egypt while caring for his extended family, reassuring the same brothers who had once sold him that he had no intention of taking revenge.

Joseph eventually died at the age of 110, having lived long enough to see his great-grandchildren.

Looking back over his life, one is struck by how often disaster turned out not to be the end of the story. Pits became pathways. Prisons became promotions. Betrayals became reconciliations.

Which is not to say that Joseph enjoyed the process. It merely suggests that God has a curious habit of accomplishing remarkable things with circumstances that appear, at first glance, to be complete disasters. 

POLITICS As Vizier of Egypt, Joseph was one of the most powerful political figures of his era. He held three simultaneous titles of office: "father to Pharaoh," "lord of all his house," and "ruler over all the land of Egypt" (Genesis 45:8) — a threefold description that corresponds precisely to the threefold division of a vizier's responsibilities as understood in Egyptian administrative records. 

Joseph wielded Pharaoh's own signet ring, giving him the authority to seal royal documents and govern in the king's name. 

SCANDAL The most dramatic scandal of Joseph's life was his false accusation of attempted rape by Potiphar's wife (Genesis 39:7–20). Her repeated attempts to seduce him had been consistently refused; enraged, she used his abandoned garment as false evidence, and Joseph was imprisoned without trial. 

 In Jewish tradition, Potiphar privately doubted his wife's account — Abravanel notes she had made similar accusations against other servants before — and petitioned Pharaoh to spare Joseph's life rather than execute him. 

The garment, in a painful irony, echoes the fate of the coat of many colors: in both cases, a piece of clothing was used to deceive a powerful man about Joseph's fate. 

Joseph in prison, by Gerbrand van den Eeckhout, 17th century.

MILITARY RECORD While Joseph was not a soldier, as Vizier he would have had oversight of the state's security and the "Captain of the Guard." His rise to power was a civil and administrative appointment rather than a military one.

HEALTH AND PHYSICAL FITNESS Joseph survived extraordinary physical and psychological hardships: being thrown into a pit, sold into slavery, transported across the Sinai desert to Egypt, and imprisoned for a substantial period. He appears to have maintained his health and composure throughout — he was described as rising to positions of trusted responsibility in both Potiphar's household and in prison. 

Joseph lived to the remarkable age of 110 years, surviving to see his great-grandchildren — a lifespan that in the ancient Near Eastern tradition symbolized a life of exceptional fullness and divine blessing.  (5) 

HOMES Joseph was born in Paddan Aram (modern Turkey) and grew up in Canaan, in the household of his father Jacob. 

As Potiphar's superintendent he lived within Potiphar's Egyptian estate, possibly in or near Memphis or the capital of the day (Genesis 39:1–6).  He spent an indeterminate period in an Egyptian prison, where he nonetheless rose to an administrative role. (

Upon becoming Vizier Joseph would have occupied official state residences appropriate to the second-in-command of Egypt. 

In his old age, his entire family was settled by his arrangement in the fertile province of Goshen, in the eastern Nile Delta region of Egypt (Genesis 45:10; 47:11). 

TRAVEL Joseph's life involved remarkable geographical mobility — unusual for the ancient world.  He was born in Paddan Aram (modern Turkey), grew up in Canaan, was transported by slave traders across the Sinai Peninsula to Egypt, spent years in an Egyptian prison, and then, as Vizier, administered a territory covering the entire Nile Valley. 

Joseph led a great ceremonial funeral procession from Egypt back to Canaan to bury his father Jacob in the cave of Machpelah — a journey that attracted the attention of the local Canaanite population, who named the mourning place "Abel Mizraim" (Genesis 50:7–11). 

DEATH Joseph died in Egypt at the age of 110 years — an age considered in the ancient Near Eastern tradition to signify a perfectly complete and divinely favored life.  He had lived to see his great-grandchildren, and the children of his son Manasseh's son Machir were "brought up upon Joseph's knees" (Genesis 50:23). 

Before he died, he made the children of Israel swear an oath: "God will surely visit you, and ye shall carry up my bones from hence" (Genesis 50:25).  His body was embalmed in the Egyptian manner and placed in a coffin in Egypt. 

The oath was honored: when Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt in the Exodus, he took Joseph's bones with him (Exodus 13:19), and they were ultimately buried at Shechem in a parcel of ground purchased by Jacob from the sons of Hamor — a site traditionally identified with Joseph's Tomb near the modern city of Nablus in the West Bank (Joshua 24:32). 

Joseph's Tomb in Shechem Tom Miller https://www.flickr.com/

APPEARANCES IN MEDIA Joseph's story has inspired an enormous range of adaptations across theatre, film, and television. 

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1968 onward): The musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice, originally a 15-minute school cantata performed at Colet Court, Hammersmith, on March 1, 1968, grew into a long-running West End and Broadway show. It opened on Broadway at the Royale Theatre on January 27, 1982. (6) 

It was adapted as a television film in 1999, starring Donny Osmond as Joseph, with Joan Collins and Richard Attenborough. (7)

Joseph (1995): A made-for-television film starring Paul Mercurio as Joseph, with Ben Kingsley as Potiphar, Lesley Ann Warren as Potiphar's wife, and Martin Landau as Jacob. 

Joseph: King of Dreams (2000): A direct-to-video DreamWorks animated musical film, with Ben Affleck providing the speaking voice of Joseph. 

The Story of Jacob and Joseph (1974 film): Joseph portrayed by Tony Lo Bianco.

The Story of Joseph and His Brethren (1961 film): Joseph played by Geoffrey Horne. 

The Ballad of Little Joe (2003): A VeggieTales children's retelling set in the American West. 

Prophet Joseph (Yousuf-e Payambar, 2008–2009): A popular Iranian television series based on the Quranic account. 

José do Egito (2013): A Brazilian miniseries on RecordTV, with Ângelo Paes Leme as the adult Joseph. 

The Red Tent (2014 TV miniseries): Joseph appears as a secondary character, portrayed by Will Tudor. 

ACHIEVEMENTS Served as Vizier of Egypt — second-in-command of the most powerful ancient civilization of his era — having arrived in Egypt as a penniless foreign slave. 

Designed and implemented a grain storage and distribution system that saved Egypt and surrounding nations from starvation during a seven-year famine. 

Introduced a tax and land reform system that shaped Egyptian fiscal law for generations (Genesis 47:26). 

Reunited his family after more than twenty years of separation, resettled them in Egypt, and preserved the lineage that would eventually become the Twelve Tribes of Israel. 

Became the founding ancestor of two Israelite tribes — the Tribe of Manasseh and the Tribe of Ephraim — through his sons, whom Jacob adopted as his own heirs (Genesis 48:5). 

Regarded as a prophet in Islam and a prefiguration of Christ in Christian theology — one of very few Old Testament figures to hold significant sacred status across all three Abrahamic faiths. 

His life narrative, spanning Genesis 37–50, is the longest and most novelistically developed story of any individual in the entire Pentateuch.

Sources: (1) Wikipedia — Joseph (Genesis) (2) Encyclopaedia of Trivia — Coat (3) Christianity.com — Joseph's Coat of Many Colors (4) YouTube — The Early Days: Making of Joseph (Lloyd Webber/Rice) (5) Bible Gateway — Genesis 50:22–26 (Death of Joseph) (6) Playbill — Original Broadway Production of Joseph (7) PBS SoCal — Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Thursday, 25 February 2016

Michael Jordan

NAME Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Known widely by his initials "MJ," and by nicknames including "Air Jordan" and "His Airness." 

WHAT FAMOUS FOR Michael Jordan is widely regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time, a six-time NBA champion with the Chicago Bulls who transformed the sport into a global spectacle. He is also famous as a businessman, becoming the first billionaire NBA player and the face of Nike's record-breaking Air Jordan sneaker line. 

BIRTH Michael Jeffrey Jordan was born on February 17, 1963, at Cumberland Hospital in the Fort Greene neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York City. (1) 

FAMILY BACKGROUND  He was the son of Deloris (née Peoples), a bank employee, and James R. Jordan Sr., an equipment supervisor. He had two older brothers, James Jr. and Larry, an older sister named Deloris, and a younger sister named Roslyn. The family was raised Methodist. (2)

CHILDHOOD In 1968, when Jordan was a toddler, the family moved from New York to Wilmington, North Carolina, where he grew up. 

As a boy he took a home economics class in high school to learn to cook, reportedly because he worried that his large ears would make it hard to find a wife. He tried out for his high school's varsity basketball team as a sophomore but, at just 5 feet 11 inches, was deemed too short and was cut, spurring him to work relentlessly on his game. (3)

He spent countless hours in the backyard playing basketball with his older brother Larry, whose intense competitiveness heavily influenced Michael’s own legendary drive.

EDUCATION Jordan attended Emsley A. Laney High School in Wilmington, where he played basketball, baseball, and football, making the varsity basketball team in 1979-80 after growing four inches over a summer. In 1981, he accepted a scholarship to the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where he majored in cultural geography, partly out of an early interest in meteorology. He left UNC a year early to enter the NBA draft but returned to complete his degree, graduating with a Bachelor of Arts in geography in 1986. (3)

CAREER RECORD 1981 Michael Jordan enrolled at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where he played under coach Dean Smith. As a freshman, he hit the winning jump shot in the 1982 NCAA Championship game against Georgetown, helping North Carolina win the national title.

1984 Jordan was selected by the Chicago Bulls with the third overall pick in the NBA Draft. He quickly became one of the league's biggest stars, winning NBA Rookie of the Year in 1985.

1987-1993 Jordan won seven consecutive NBA scoring titles and led the Bulls to three successive NBA championships in 1991, 1992, and 1993, winning the Finals MVP award each time.

1992 He was part of the United States "Dream Team" that won Olympic gold in Barcelona.

1993 Jordan retired from basketball and briefly pursued professional baseball, playing for the Birmingham Barons in the Chicago White Sox organization.

1995 He returned to the Bulls and helped them win three more consecutive NBA championships from 1996 to 1998. The 1995-96 Bulls set an NBA record with 72 regular-season victories.

2001 Jordan returned to the NBA with the Washington Wizards. He played two seasons before retiring for good in 2003.

2006 He became part-owner and head of basketball operations for the Charlotte Bobcats (later Hornets), acquiring a controlling interest in 2010 and selling his majority stake in 2023.

2009 Jordan was inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame.

APPEARANCE Jordan stands 6 feet 6 inches (1.98 meters) tall and played at a competition weight of around 216 pounds (98 kilograms). He is known for his shaved head, a look he adopted early in his career after noticing his hair thinning, and for his prominent, memorable ears, which he once worried would hinder his romantic prospects. (3)

Jordan in 1997 by Steve Lipofsky Basketballphoto.com 

FASHION Jordan is credited with popularizing the baggy shorts trend in the NBA, having asked uniform maker Champion to make his North Carolina-style longer shorts so he could grip them while catching his breath during games. 

He also famously continued wearing his Nike Air Jordan sneakers even after the NBA banned them for violating uniform colour rules, accepting personal fines of 5,000 dollars per game while Nike covered the cost as a marketing strategy. (2) 

CHARACTER Jordan is renowned for a fierce, almost obsessive competitiveness that extended to practice sessions, card games, and golf outings alike, often manufacturing slights to fuel his motivation. This intensity made him a demanding teammate; he was known to openly criticize colleagues he felt lacked focus, though it was also central to his effectiveness as a clutch performer under pressure. (

SPEAKING VOICE Jordan speaks in a distinctive, gravelly, mid-pitched voice with a light Southern inflection reflecting his North Carolina upbringing, delivered in the measured, confident cadences familiar from decades of televised interviews and Nike commercials.

SENSE OF HUMOUR Jordan's humour often surfaced as sharp, competitive needling of rivals. After an opposing fan heckled him during a 1987 dunk over the diminutive John Stockton to "pick on someone your own size," Jordan promptly dunked over the much taller Mel Turpin on the next play and asked the heckler, "Was he big enough?" (2)

RELATIONSHIPS Jordan married Juanita Vanoy, whom he met at a Chicago restaurant, in Las Vegas in 1989; the couple had three children, Jeffrey, Marcus, and Jasmine, before divorcing in 2006 in a settlement reportedly worth 168 million dollars. 

In 2013, he married Cuban-American model Yvette Prieto in a lavish ceremony in Palm Beach, Florida, and the couple had twin daughters, Victoria and Ysabel, in 2014. 

Jordan was extremely close to his father, James Sr., whose murder in 1993 profoundly affected him. (4) , (5)

MONEY AND FAME As one of the most recognizable faces on the planet, Jordan's wealth matches his fame; he is the wealthiest athlete in history, with a net worth estimated at 4.3 billion dollars as of 2026, built through NBA earnings, Nike's Air Jordan royalties, and the 2023 sale of his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets. 

Grocery store chain Dominick's Finer Foods ran a steak advertisement in Sports Illustrated in 2009 congratulating Jordan on his Hall of Fame induction, without securing his likeness rights; Jordan sued and, in 2015, a jury awarded him 8.9 million dollars for the unauthorized use of his name and image. (6)

The longevity and strength of his brand mean that Jordan's endorsement income has long dwarfed his playing salary, with Forbes reporting that he earned around 100 million dollars in a single year in the mid-2010s, more than his entire NBA career salary of roughly 90 million dollars combined.

He became the first billionaire in NBA history in 2014 and famously earned more from endorsements in 2013 than his entire NBA playing salary ever paid him in a single season. (7) 

FOOD AND DRINK  Jordan is known to enjoy fine dining, premium cigars, and high-end tequila, having co-founded the ultra-premium tequila brand Cincoro in 2019 alongside a group of fellow NBA team owners, with the venture's rarest bottling, an extra añejo, retailing for around 1,600 dollars. His diet during his playing days was notoriously steak-heavy before games, as his longtime trainer Tim Grover built a pregame routine around a large steak and baked potato eaten about four hours before tip-off to keep his blood sugar stable through the fourth quarter. (8) (9) 

MUSIC AND ARTS Jordan holds an enduring place in 1990s pop culture, largely because his Air Jordan sneakers became deeply intertwined with the era's hip-hop scene, frequently referenced in rap lyrics and worn as a status symbol despite Jordan's own more modest taste in music. Contrary to the tough, hip-hop-fueled image fans might expect, Jordan was famously a devoted fan of smooth R&B, particularly singer Anita Baker; he named her 1988 song "Giving You the Best That I Got" as his personal pre-game anthem after a memorable 1989 playoff win, and teammates recalled him singing the tune to opponents mid-game as a form of trash talk. (10)

Jordan starred as himself in the 1996 live-action and animated film Space Jam, blending his basketball fame with popular culture and cementing his status as an entertainment icon beyond sport. 

LITERATURE Jordan authored his own autobiographical photo book, Rare Air: Michael on Michael, published in 1993 with photography by Walter Iooss Jr and the 1998 autobiography For the Love of the Game, in which he revealed he had been contemplating retirement from basketball as early as the summer of 1992, reflecting on the toll of fame and competition. 

Jordan has more often been the subject of countless biographies. The most famous literary work surrounding him is journalist Sam Smith's controversial 1991 bestseller The Jordan Rules, which exposed the intense, sometimes harsh inner workings of the Chicago Bulls during their first championship season and Jordan's demanding, occasionally combative leadership style toward teammates like Bill Cartwright and Will Perdue.

NATURE Jordan chose to study geography at the University of North Carolina in part because of its connection to meteorology, an early interest of his in weather and the natural world. 

His numerous properties, particularly his Florida and North Carolina estates, are noted for their extensive landscaped grounds and golf-course settings. 

SPORTING CAREER Michael Jordan acquired the nickname "Air Jordan" on account of his extraordinary ability to leave the ground and remain, for a moment at least, in a place where ordinary basketball players had no business being. This was most spectacularly demonstrated by his habit of launching himself from the free-throw line and dunking, a feat that made the laws of physics look less like laws and more like suggestions. He won consecutive Slam Dunk Contests in 1987 and 1988, with the second victory coming on February 6, 1988, in Chicago, when he produced a perfect 50-point dunk from the far end of the court. The image of Jordan sailing towards the basket became so closely associated with him that it inspired Nike's iconic Jumpman logo. He also popularized a move known as the "Leaner," in which his body tilted noticeably away from the vertical, as if even gravity had briefly lost an argument with him. 

On February 14, 1990, Jordan discovered that his famous No. 23 jersey had disappeared from the locker room before a game against the Orlando Magic. Forced to wear a nameless No. 12 instead, he responded to this minor wardrobe catastrophe by scoring 49 points, setting a franchise record for a player wearing that particular number. Most people would regard this as a good evening's work under normal circumstances.

Jordan's scoring statistics were equally absurd. Wilt Chamberlain had been the only other player to score 3,000 points in a season before Jordan managed it in 1986-87. Jordan then won seven consecutive scoring titles from 1986-87 through 1992-93, followed by an eighth in 1995-96, eventually collecting ten in total. His official career regular-season scoring average was 30.1 points per game, while his playoff average was an even more remarkable 33.4. He also became famous for regarding failure as a necessary companion to success, noting that he had missed 12,345 shots during his NBA regular-season career. It is perhaps the most impressive way ever devised of admitting that, occasionally, even Michael Jordan missed. 

Jordan led the Chicago Bulls to six NBA championships, winning three in succession from 1991 through 1993 and three more from 1996 through 1998. He was named Finals MVP in all six victories. He also won the NBA's regular-season MVP award five times, in 1988, 1991, 1992, 1996, and 1998. On the international stage, he helped the United States win Olympic gold in 1984 and again in 1992, when he was part of the celebrated "Dream Team." By then, Jordan had become rather more than a basketball player: he was a global sporting phenomenon who happened to be exceptionally good at putting a ball through a hoop.

HOBBIES AND SPORTS Jordan is a passionate and highly competitive golfer, frequently seen on the course with friends, cigars in hand, and has also displayed a taste for high-stakes gambling, including well-publicized trips to casinos in Atlantic City during NBA playoff runs. (11) 

SCIENCE AND MATHS To maintain his edge, Michael Jordan practiced with strobe lights as part of a training technique called "perceptual-cognitive training," which aims to improve an athlete's ability to process and react to visual information quickly and accurately. By flashing lights at different frequencies and patterns, the technique disrupts the athlete's visual processing and forces them to adapt and improve their reaction times. The technique also helped Jordan become more accustomed to the sudden flashes of cameras during high-stakes games. (2)

PHILOSOPHY & THEOLOGY Jordan’s philosophy centers entirely on the relentless pursuit of victory. He believed that the mind was stronger than the body, and he used every slight—real or imagined—as psychological fuel to destroy his opponents.

Jordan was raised Methodist and has generally kept his personal religious views private, rarely discussing theology publicly, though he has periodically referenced faith and family values in interviews about his father's death and his own motivations.

POLITICS Jordan largely avoided political activism during his playing career, most famously declining in 1990 to publicly endorse Democratic Senate candidate Harvey Gantt against Jesse Helms, reportedly reasoning that "Republicans buy sneakers, too." He later said the remark was intended humorously and that he did not see himself as a political figure, though in 2000 he did endorse Democrat Bill Bradley, and in 2020 he and the Jordan Brand pledged 100 million dollars over ten years toward racial equality and social justice initiatives. (1)

SCANDAL Jordan's gambling habits drew significant media scrutiny throughout his career, most notably a 1993 trip to an Atlantic City casino the night before a playoff game, which fed rumors, later denied, that his first retirement was connected to a secret gambling-related suspension. His first marriage was also affected by publicized extramarital relationships, and a related legal claim brought by Karla Knafel was resolved in Jordan's favor in 2006. (11) 

MILITARY RECORD Michael Jordan has no personal military record. His younger brother, James Jr., however, served in the U.S. Army and retired in 2006 as Command Sergeant Major of the 35th Signal Brigade of the XVIII Airborne Corps. (2)

HEALTH AND PHYSICAL FITNESS  Jordan trained rigorously throughout his career, including practicing with strobe lights as part of "perceptual-cognitive training" designed to sharpen his visual reaction times. He overcame a broken foot that sidelined him for 64 games in the 1985-86 season and later played through knee cartilage problems during his comeback with the Washington Wizards. 

His most legendary display of fitness under adversity came in Game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals against the Utah Jazz, when, weakened by fever and food poisoning, he scored 38 points in the so-called "Flu Game." (2)

HOMES Jordan built a 56,000-square-foot mansion in Highland Park, Illinois, completed in 1995 at a cost of around 50 million dollars, featuring a regulation basketball court, cigar room, and trophy room; it has remained unsold on the market for over a decade.

His primary residence today is a roughly 28,000-square-foot estate in the exclusive Bear's Club community of Jupiter, Florida, which he shares with his wife Yvette Prieto, and he has since purchased an additional Jupiter property. He also maintains ties to North Carolina, his boyhood home state. (12) , (13)

TRAVEL As a global ambassador for basketball and Nike, Jordan has traveled extensively around the world. His trips to Paris and Tokyo for preseason games and promotional tours drew crowds equivalent to major heads of state

APPEARANCES IN MEDIA  Jordan seamlessly crossed over into Hollywood by starring alongside Bugs Bunny in the beloved 1996 live-action/animated film Space Jam. He was also the subject of the critically acclaimed 2020 documentary miniseries The Last Dance. 

His cultural footprint was so large that fans developed extreme devotions; when she was in third grade, Irene Liao of New York famously carried a Michael Jordan cardboard cutout everywhere she went because she was completely obsessed with him. (2)

ACHIEVEMENTS Jordan's honors include six NBA championships, six NBA Finals MVP awards, five NBA Most Valuable Player awards, fourteen NBA All-Star selections, ten scoring titles, and NBA Defensive Player of the Year in 1988. 

He was twice inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, in 2009 for his individual career and in 2010 as part of the 1992 Dream Team,

In 1999 was named the 20th century's greatest North American athlete by ESPN. 

In 2016, President Barack Obama awarded him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 

Sources: (1) Wikipedia (2) Encyclopedia of Trivia (3) NCpedia (4) Heavy.com (5) ESPN (6) Associated Press (7) SportsLeo (8) Forbes (9) TheSportsRush (10) EssentiallySports (11) Yahoo Sports (12) Sportskeeda (13) Traded.co

Sunday, 21 February 2016

Ben Jonson

NAME Benjamin "Ben" Jonson. 

WHAT FAMOUS FOR Ben Jonson was an English Stuart dramatist, lyric poet, and literary critic, widely regarded during his lifetime and in modern scholarship as the second most important playwright of the English Renaissance after William Shakespeare. He popularised the "comedy of humours" and wrote enduring satirical masterpieces including Every Man in His Humour, Volpone, The Alchemist, and Bartholomew Fair. He was also England's unofficial first Poet Laureate and pioneered court masques alongside architect Inigo Jones. (1)

BIRTH Ben Jonson was born on June 11, 1572, in Westminster, London, although some sources give the date with a question mark since parish records are incomplete. 

FAMILY BACKGROUND His father was a clergyman who died shortly before Jonson was born, leaving his mother to raise him alone until she remarried a master bricklayer. Jonson's stepfather brought him up in this trade household, and it was this stepfather's bricklaying business that Jonson himself was later forced to join. (2) 

CHILDHOOD As a child, Jonson was reportedly so unattractive and so ridiculously dressed that he was mercilessly teased by his schoolmates, and he retreated into reading to escape his misery. This early hardship is thought to have contributed to the thin-skinned, combative temperament he displayed throughout his adult life. (3)

EDUCATION Jonson attended a free parish school in St. Martin's Lane before being sponsored by the headmaster to study at Westminster School, where he came under the influence of the great classical scholar and antiquarian William Camden. 

He was forced to leave in 1589 without completing a university education after losing his scholarship, and was made to work as a bricklayer alongside his stepfather instead — a background he resented and later scholars have often seen as spurring his determination to be recognised as a serious, classically learned writer. (4) 

CAREER RECORD 1589 Forced to abandon his formal education, he began an unwilled apprenticeship as a bricklayer under his stepfather in London. 

1591 Traveled to Flanders as a volunteer soldier, fighting with Sir Francis Vere's English regiments during the Eighty Years' War. 

1597 Returned to London and joined Philip Henslowe's theatrical company as an actor and apprentice playwright, earning money by revising existing repertory plays. 

1598 Achieved widespread theatrical fame with his play Every Man in His Humour, produced by the Lord Chamberlain's Men with William Shakespeare in the cast. 

1605 Began a decades-long career writing elaborate court masques for King James I and Queen Anne of Denmark, beginning with The Masque of Blackness. 

1616 Published The Workes of Beniamin Ionson, a landmark folio that treated published stage plays as serious literature for the first time. He was awarded a royal pension of 100 marks per year, making him the effective Poet Laureate.

1628 Appointed City Chronologer of London following a stroke that limited his physical mobility.

APPEARANCE  In his youth he was said to be strikingly ugly and dressed absurdly, a combination that made him a target for childhood bullies. (3)

Jonson himself described his own physique bluntly in verse, writing of his "mountain belly" and "rocky face," and the antiquarian John Aubrey recorded that he had "one eye lower than tother and bigger" and had once possessed "a clear and fair skin." In his youth he was said to be strikingly ugly and dressed absurdly, a combination that made him a target for childhood bullies. (5)

Ben Jonson by Abraham van Blyenberch c 1617-1618

FASHION  Aubrey noted that despite his fame Jonson's personal habit of dress was "very plain," and that the actor John Lacy recalled him wearing a coat resembling a coachman's coat, slit under the armpits. The one certain surviving portrait, now in the National Portrait Gallery, shows him simply and soberly attired rather than in the ornate fashions of the court he entertained. (4)

CHARACTER Jonson was famously proud, quarrelsome, and quick to take offence, yet he inspired intense loyalty among a devoted circle of younger writers who called themselves "the Tribe of Ben." Britannica describes him as "a man of contraries," at once an angry and stubborn figure and one who attracted more disciples than almost any other writer of his age. (6) 

SPEAKING VOICE Jonson prized eloquent, direct speech and believed that "language most shows a man," arguing that no mirror reveals character so truly as the way a person speaks. Contemporaries who met him, including the poet William Drummond, recorded him as a dominating and voluble conversationalist who talked at great length once he got going. (7) 

SENSE OF HUMOUR His comic sensibility was satirical rather than gentle, built on exposing greed, vanity, and hypocrisy through characters who each embodied a single dominant "humour" or vice. This dry, mocking wit made him a celebrated companion at London's Mermaid Tavern, where he traded witty stories with fellow writers. 

RELATIONSHIPS Jonson married Ann Lewis on November 14, 1594, at the church of St Magnus-the-Martyr near London Bridge, and he later described her to William Drummond as "a shrew, yet honest." The marriage appears to have been troubled, and for around five years Jonson lived apart from his wife, relying instead on the hospitality of his patron, Lord Aubigny, with a possible legal separation occurring later in life. (3)

His friendship with William Shakespeare was close but famously complicated, marked by intellectual sparring at the Mermaid Tavern and by the ambivalent preface Jonson wrote for the First Folio of Shakespeare's works, which both praised and gently criticised his late rival. Jonson also enjoyed the company of Sir Walter Raleigh and later collaborated, often stormily, with the designer Inigo Jones on court masques. (3) 

Image by Gemini

MONEY AND FAME During their lifetimes Jonson actually eclipsed Shakespeare in fame and was far better known to contemporaries.

 His 1616 royal pension of 100 marks (roughly £60-66) was not always paid on time, and by the late 1620s he was so short of money that he wrote the bitter "Ode to Himself" complaining of "the loathsome age." Fellow poets rallied to his defence, and Charles I responded by increasing his pension to £100 a year along with a gift of £100 and an annual allowance of Canary wine. (2) , (21, Britannica poet laureate) (8)

FOOD AND DRINK Jonson had a well-documented fondness for drink, regularly meeting friends such as Shakespeare and Raleigh at the Mermaid Tavern on Bread Street, Cheapside, where they drank Canary wine (a type of sherry) and swapped stories. His own poem "Inviting a Friend to Supper" celebrates just such a cup of "rich Canary wine," and both Drummond and Aubrey specifically noted his heavy drinking in their accounts of him. (3) 

DRAMAS After fighting in Flanders during the Eighty Years' War Ben Jonson returned to England in the mid 1590s. Doing what ambitious young writers have always done when faced with the prospect of starvation, he joined the theatre. He became part of Philip Henslowe's London company as an actor and jobbing playwright, revising existing plays whenever required. It was not quite the glamorous literary career one imagines in retrospect, but it paid the bills and put him in the right place at the right time. Jonson is also thought to have played Hieronimo in Thomas Kyd's The Spanish Tragedy, which must have been one of the few occasions when a future literary giant got to murder people onstage without anyone calling the police.

In 1598, Jonson's comedy Every Man in His Humour established the style that would become known as the "comedy of humours" and made his reputation. The play's original cast included William Shakespeare, which gives us one of those pleasing moments in literary history when two men who would later be studied by generations of scholars were simply trying to get through another night's performance without forgetting their lines.

Jonson's great run of satirical comedies followed in the years that came next. Volpone appeared in 1605–06, followed by Epicoene, or the Silent Woman in 1609, The Alchemist in 1610, and Bartholomew Fair in 1614. These plays established Jonson as one of the sharpest comic writers of his age, with an impressive talent for exposing human greed, vanity and foolishness. In Jonson's world, people generally behaved badly for money, status or sex, and occasionally managed to achieve all three at once.

From 1605 onward, Jonson also devoted much of his time to producing elaborate masques for the court of King James I. In 1616, James I granted Jonson an annual pension, a significant mark of royal favour. The payment later helped earn Jonson a place in history as England's first Poet Laureate, although this is slightly misleading: the title itself was never formally bestowed upon him. Still, Jonson had something almost as useful as a title—an income from the Crown, which is generally regarded by writers as a fairly good substitute.

Jonson died in 1637, still working almost to the end of his life. He had spent his career writing plays, poetry and masques, leaving behind a body of work that helped shape English drama and comedy. He had begun as an actor and jobbing playwright and ended as one of the most influential literary figures of the English Renaissance—a career progression rather more impressive than most people manage after starting out in the theatre.

MUSIC AND ARTS From 1605 Jonson spent much of his career writing court masques, an entertainment form combining music, dance, and elaborate costume that placed spectacle above plot and is regarded as a forerunner of ballet and opera. His first masque, The Masque of Blackness, was written specifically to satisfy Queen Anne of Denmark's wish to appear on stage as an African woman. 

His most celebrated collaborator on these projects was the designer Inigo Jones, who created the scenery for Jonson's Oberon, the Faery Prince, performed at Whitehall on January 1, 1611, in which Prince Henry, King James's eldest son, played the title role. Over time a bitter professional rivalry grew between the two men, as Jones's increasingly spectacular stage effects, such as boats on wheels and clouds suspended on wires, began to overshadow Jonson's own text. (3)

LITERATURE In 1616, Jonson published The Workes of Beniamin Ionson, the first folio publication in history to include stage plays alongside poetry, establishing drama as a legitimate literary art form and paving the way for Shakespeare's First Folio in 1623.

Beyond his plays, Jonson was a gifted lyric and epigrammatic poet whose collected poems, including "On My First Sonne," rank among the most personal and moving verse of the era. His influence extended to later novelists such as Henry Fielding and to a generation of Restoration dramatists who styled themselves "the Tribe of Ben" in tribute to him. (2)

NATURE One of Jonson's best-known poems, "To Penshurst," is a country-house poem celebrating the natural abundance and harmony of an aristocratic estate, reflecting the classical pastoral tradition he admired. His verse generally favoured order, cultivation, and moral instruction drawn from the natural world over romantic wilderness for its own sake. 

HOBBIES AND SPORTS Jonson's chief recreational pursuit outside writing was convivial drinking and conversation with fellow wits at taverns such as the Mermaid, where intellectual debate functioned almost as sport. 

His years as a young soldier in Flanders gave him genuine combat training, and he later put his swordsmanship to lethal use in a real duel with the actor Gabriel Spenser at Hoxton Fields on September 22, 1598, reflecting the wider Elizabethan enthusiasm for fencing as a mark of masculine accomplishment. (9)

SCIENCE AND MATHS Jonson was deeply fascinated by pseudo-science, particularly alchemy and astrology, which he researched thoroughly in order to satirise tricksters and gullible victims in his famous comedy The Alchemist. (6)

PHILOSOPHY & THEOLOGY Jonson was for a period a convert to Roman Catholicism, famously described as having been "twelve years a papist," before returning to the Protestant fold, reflecting the religious pressures and shifting loyalties of Jacobean England. Britannica notes the irony that despite this Catholic interlude he became, in practice, Protestant England's first poet laureate. (6)

POLITICS Jonson wrote extensively for the royal court under both James I and Charles I, producing masques that flattered and entertained the monarchy, yet he was repeatedly caught up in political trouble for perceived slights against the crown or its allies. His work for the Stuart court placed him at the centre of Jacobean and Caroline political culture even as his own writings sometimes provoked the authorities. (3) 

SCANDAL Jonson's life was filled with legal trouble and scandal. In 1597 he was imprisoned in Marshalsea for co-writing the controversial lost play The Isle of Dogs. The authorities found it so offensive that all copies were destroyed, leaving the exact nature of the scandal unknown.

On September 22, 1598, he killed actor Gabriel Spenser in a duel at Hogsden Fields. Imprisoned in Newgate and facing execution, Jonson escaped the gallows by pleading "benefit of clergy" (proving he could read Latin), resulting in the forfeiture of his goods and a felon's brand on his thumb. 

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 In 1605, passages in Eastward Ho, co-written with John Marston and George Chapman, were judged insulting to the Scots, and Jonson and his fellow writers were briefly arrested before being released and celebrating with a banquet.

In 1628 Jonson was mistakenly arrested on suspicion of having written verses approving of the assassination of the Duke of Buckingham; on his release, he returned home only to find his house on fire. (3)

MILITARY RECORD After his apprenticeship as a bricklayer, Jonson travelled to the Netherlands and volunteered to serve as a soldier with the English regiments commanded by Sir Francis Vere in Flanders, reportedly distinguishing himself in single combat against an enemy soldier before returning to England to begin his theatrical career. (2) 

HEALTH AND PHYSICAL FITNESS In his youth, Jonson was physically strong and athletic.

Jonson was a large, heavily built man in later life, by his own admission possessing a "mountain belly" that made him stoop, and he suffered increasingly poor health, including apparent strokes, in his final years. (5)

He also reported a vivid, unsettling vision of his eldest son marked with a bloody cross around the time the boy died of plague in London, an episode recorded by Drummond. (10) 

HOMES Jonson lived in and around London and Westminster for most of his life, and for a period during his marital estrangement he resided as a guest at the household of his patron, Lord Aubigny, rather than with his wife. 

Shortly after his arrest in 1628, his London home caught fire, destroying many of his books and unpublished manuscripts.  (3)

TRAVEL Jonson's most significant journey abroad was his time in the Netherlands as a young soldier fighting with English regiments in Flanders. 

Later, in 1618-1619, he made a lengthy walking tour to Scotland, during which he stayed with the poet William Drummond of Hawthornden, whose notes on their nightly conversations remain a key primary source for Jonson's life and character. (7) 

DEATH Ben Jonson died on August 6, 1637, and his funeral was held three days later; he was buried standing or sitting upright in the north aisle of the nave at Westminster Abbey, in a plot too small for a conventional burial after he reportedly asked King Charles I for a mere "two feet square" of ground. 

His grave is marked with the inscription "O Rare Ben Johnson," the word "rare" deriving from the Latin rarus, meaning remarkable. 

The Ben Jonson Memorial, in Poet's Corner of Westminster Abbey By 14GTR - Own work, 

In 1849, the Dean of Westminster, William Buckland, disturbed the grave and took the heel bone, which resurfaced decades later in a junk shop in 1938. (3)

APPEARANCES IN MEDIA Jonson appears as a character in numerous historical plays, novels, and television dramas focusing on Shakespeare's era, including the 2011 film Anonymous (played by Sebastian Armesto) and the BBC drama Will (2017).

Jonson's plays, particularly Volpone, The Alchemist, and Bartholomew Fair, have been revived on stage repeatedly since the 18th century. 

His preface to the Shakespeare First Folio remains one of the most quoted pieces of early modern literary criticism, frequently cited in documentaries and books about Shakespeare. (15, Britannica)

ACHIEVEMENTS Jonson pioneered the comedy of humours, transformed the Jacobean court masque, became England's first Poet Laureate, and elevated playwriting to a recognized literary art form with his landmark 1616 Folio. 

He mentored an entire generation of Cavaliers and Restoration poets known as the "Tribe of Ben," including Robert Herrick and Richard Lovelace, and profoundly influenced later writers such as Henry Fielding.

Sources: (1) Wikipedia (2) Academy of American Poets (3) Encyclopedia of Trivia (4) Cambridge University Press - Images of Ben Jonson (5) Marsh Hawk Press (6) Britannica (7) The Paris Review (8) Britannica - Poet Laureate (9) London Historians' Blog (10) Our Civilisation - Ben Jonson Anecdote